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shroom of doom Moderator
Number of posts : 126 Age : 31 Wi-Fi games? : MKDS, AC:WW, THsk8land, THDJ, DKR and a wii _____ Games being played : Well how can i be playing a game if i'm on here? Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Jokes Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:11 pm | |
| here you can say all (if any) jokes you have. good or bad, your own or someone elses, whatever. we (mainly i) want to here them. heres a rubbish one; a bus driver needs to get a new coach. he goes into a bus store(if such a thing exists), and asks to see their best model. he buys one, with voice recognition, so you just say something to go forwards, reverse etc. HOWEVER, it is a strict religious bus shop, so the words to go forward are "thank the lord", and reverse is "Amen". he trys it out, and 'thinks this is good'. he says 'thank the lord', and it goes forward. he says 'Amen', and it goes back. SO, he picks up some passengers. he says "thank the lord". he drives along for a bit. then he gets a passenger who wants to go to the beach. "thank the lord" He heads in that direction, coming up towards some cliffs. then he says "Amen" to slow down. nothing happens. "Amen" "Amen!" "AMEN!!!!" still nothing happens hes coming towards the very edge. hes going to fall "AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It stops with a sigh of relief, he says "oh, thank the lord" | |
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Electrize Moderator
Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Wi-Fi games? : MK:DS, AC:WW, TH:DJ Games being played : None. Fave game? : SSBM Registration date : 2007-01-24
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:30 pm | |
| Ok is he dead now | |
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shroom of doom Moderator
Number of posts : 126 Age : 31 Wi-Fi games? : MKDS, AC:WW, THsk8land, THDJ, DKR and a wii _____ Games being played : Well how can i be playing a game if i'm on here? Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:34 pm | |
| oh, heres another one; 'what is 2+2? - Quote :
- Your IQ!
the penny has dropped! i mean, come on, of course he is or seriously injured or something...
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BEN TEND OWN
Number of posts : 79 Age : 34 Wi-Fi games? : Non At The Mo... Games being played : Yoshi's Island DS FTW!! Fave game? : The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess...DUR!! Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:37 pm | |
| My IQ is not... ... ... ... 7 | |
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shroom of doom Moderator
Number of posts : 126 Age : 31 Wi-Fi games? : MKDS, AC:WW, THsk8land, THDJ, DKR and a wii _____ Games being played : Well how can i be playing a game if i'm on here? Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:46 pm | |
| what do you get when a piano falls down a mine? - shroom of doom wrote:
- An A Flat Minor!
oh, be glad you dont live near me. that was one of the better ones... ok, this is the best one ever. "whats orange and sounds like carrot? - shroom of doom wrote:
- A Carrot!
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Electrize Moderator
Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Wi-Fi games? : MK:DS, AC:WW, TH:DJ Games being played : None. Fave game? : SSBM Registration date : 2007-01-24
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:52 pm | |
| please refrain from double posting let alone triple posting..... And your a mod..... | |
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shroom of doom Moderator
Number of posts : 126 Age : 31 Wi-Fi games? : MKDS, AC:WW, THsk8land, THDJ, DKR and a wii _____ Games being played : Well how can i be playing a game if i'm on here? Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:54 pm | |
| what! thats coming from you.... its a different (so called)joke every time, so i didnt think it really matters... read then delete. anyway, urs is spam:twisted: | |
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Electrize Moderator
Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Wi-Fi games? : MK:DS, AC:WW, TH:DJ Games being played : None. Fave game? : SSBM Registration date : 2007-01-24
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:04 pm | |
| Please keep on topic....
Jokes aren't my speciality but I'll soon think of something !
*sits and thinks*
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Soilydude Admin
Number of posts : 145 Age : 29 Wi-Fi games? : ......... MPH, MKDS, ACWW, SFC and WC24 Games being played : MPH, Wii sports and NFSC Fave game? : ............ Zelda: TP Registration date : 2007-01-21
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:54 am | |
| What's white and brown all over? - Quote :
- Second-hand toilet paper!
Do you get it? - Quote :
- HAHA you get second hand toilet paper!
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big g233
Number of posts : 26 Age : 31 Fave game? : playing wii Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:48 am | |
| a man walked into a bar..... ouch
lol not funny | |
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Soilydude Admin
Number of posts : 145 Age : 29 Wi-Fi games? : ......... MPH, MKDS, ACWW, SFC and WC24 Games being played : MPH, Wii sports and NFSC Fave game? : ............ Zelda: TP Registration date : 2007-01-21
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:31 am | |
| a bear walks into a bar and says to the bar man " can i have a gin and.... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... tonic?" then the bar man says "why the long pause?" and the bear replies "I'm a bear! course i have big paws!"
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! not funny | |
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shroom of doom Moderator
Number of posts : 126 Age : 31 Wi-Fi games? : MKDS, AC:WW, THsk8land, THDJ, DKR and a wii _____ Games being played : Well how can i be playing a game if i'm on here? Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:36 am | |
| i think i should have said jokes that are at least slightly funny. i will get a good one. hopefully... | |
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big g233
Number of posts : 26 Age : 31 Fave game? : playing wii Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:36 am | |
| - Soilydude wrote:
- a bear walks into a bar and says to the bar man " can i have a gin and....
.... .... .... .... .... .... .... tonic?" then the bar man says "why the long pause?" and the bear replies "I'm a bear! course i have big paws!"
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! not funny never heard that one its kinda all right attually | |
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shroom of doom Moderator
Number of posts : 126 Age : 31 Wi-Fi games? : MKDS, AC:WW, THsk8land, THDJ, DKR and a wii _____ Games being played : Well how can i be playing a game if i'm on here? Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:05 pm | |
| there are 3 kinds of people; those who can count, and those that can't. | |
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Soilydude Admin
Number of posts : 145 Age : 29 Wi-Fi games? : ......... MPH, MKDS, ACWW, SFC and WC24 Games being played : MPH, Wii sports and NFSC Fave game? : ............ Zelda: TP Registration date : 2007-01-21
| Subject: Re: Jokes Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:40 am | |
| - shroom of doom wrote:
- there are 3 kinds of people;
those who can count, and those that can't.
That's in a homer card! such a funny smilie! an then there's the mongloid: | |
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shroom of doom Moderator
Number of posts : 126 Age : 31 Wi-Fi games? : MKDS, AC:WW, THsk8land, THDJ, DKR and a wii _____ Games being played : Well how can i be playing a game if i'm on here? Registration date : 2007-01-28
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metroid master Moderator
Number of posts : 82 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-02-01
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bazzer
Number of posts : 25 Age : 33 Wi-Fi games? : MP:H,MKDS Fave game? : Jak 3 (sry it is a PS2 game but it just rules all) Registration date : 2007-01-27
| Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:42 am | |
| Man walks into a bar with a hippo. they both have a lot too drink and the Man starts to walk out of the bar "oi! you can't leave that lyin there!" the barkeeper shouts "thats not a lion it's a hippo" the man replys | |
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metroid master Moderator
Number of posts : 82 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-02-01
| Subject: Re: Jokes Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:54 am | |
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bazzer
Number of posts : 25 Age : 33 Wi-Fi games? : MP:H,MKDS Fave game? : Jak 3 (sry it is a PS2 game but it just rules all) Registration date : 2007-01-27
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:01 am | |
| you have to read it out loud to understand | |
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metroid master Moderator
Number of posts : 82 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-02-01
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:34 am | |
| - bazzer wrote:
- you have to read it out loud to understand
i got the joke it is just a strange joke | |
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Electrize Moderator
Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Wi-Fi games? : MK:DS, AC:WW, TH:DJ Games being played : None. Fave game? : SSBM Registration date : 2007-01-24
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:29 am | |
| - metroid master wrote:
- bazzer wrote:
- you have to read it out loud to understand
i got the joke it is just a strange joke Second'd, it's just plain strange... | |
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metroid master Moderator
Number of posts : 82 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-02-01
| Subject: Re: Jokes Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:39 am | |
| any more cool jokes ? i wont post any as i'm **** at them lol | |
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shroom of doom Moderator
Number of posts : 126 Age : 31 Wi-Fi games? : MKDS, AC:WW, THsk8land, THDJ, DKR and a wii _____ Games being played : Well how can i be playing a game if i'm on here? Registration date : 2007-01-28
| Subject: Re: Jokes Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:13 am | |
| how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later... | |
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metroid master Moderator
Number of posts : 82 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-02-01
| Subject: Re: Jokes Tue May 01, 2007 3:39 pm | |
| - shroom of doom wrote:
- how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later... lol thats very good will have to try it tomorrow | |
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